When I Drink

I only dance when I drink
And I only drink when I’m stoned
I only smoke when my friends want to toke
And just who am I to say no?
So if you’ve got dancing in mind
And you think you can twirl two left feet
You’d best head to the bar while we head to the car
‘Cause I only dance when I drink

There’s something ‘bout tunes
And something ‘bout booze
That make me forget how to think
So buy me a round
I like Coors Light and Crown
I only dance when I drink

I only get lonely ‘round two
About when the band stops playin’
I may look around to see who is down
For getting me home right away
So if you’ve got leaving in mind
You might take a sec to rethink
There’s a good chance I’ll say yes to the dance
But I only dance when I drink

There’s something ‘bout tunes
And something ‘bout booze
That make me forget how to think
So buy me a round
I like Coors Light and Crown
I only dance when I drink

There’s nothing like tunes
And nothing like booze
To make me forget how to think
So buy me a round
I like Coors Light and Crown
I only dance when I drink
I only dance when I drink