Free Whiskey

When you walked in the room they all walked out
I was the only fool sticking around
I should’ve known right then and there
That’d it was trouble coming towards my chair
But I’m never one to turn free whiskey down

You came up and asked me for a light
Asked me if I came alone tonight
Said “bartender can you help me please
“Won’t you get this lady what she needs?”
And I’m never one to turn free whiskey down

Free whiskey
Free whiskey
That’s what is to blame for all this misery
You tricked me
It’s a mystery
Now I’m hooked on you just like I’m hooked on whiskey

Well it didn’t take too long to throw me out
Just another girl that you can brag about
All your buddies they can hear you boast
About another notch in your bedpost
‘Cause I’m never one to turn free whiskey down

Free whiskey
Free whiskey
That’s what is to blame to for all this misery
You tricked me
It’s a mystery
Now I’m hooked on you just like I’m hooked on

Whiskey
Free whiskey
Damn this thirst of mine, and how it kicks me
You tricked me
But oh then you kissed me
Now I’m hooked on you just like I’m hooked on whiskey